Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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