White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she told me i tasted like america
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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