i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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