she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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