Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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