I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You are the jesus of drinking
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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