they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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