he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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