i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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