so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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