yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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