First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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