What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
please don't ironically join a cult
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