Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
no. you can't hotbox the world.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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