No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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