Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
BRING THE BAGELS
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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