Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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