my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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