Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Two words: nipple clamps
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