Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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