You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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