he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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