i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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