You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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