It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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