So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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