Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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