i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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