Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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