some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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