Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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