sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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