margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
