Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
honey bunches of taint.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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