I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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