how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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