You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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