this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
