Duck Duck Cougar?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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