i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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