did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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