Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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