How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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