Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just tell him i said nine months
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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