1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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