there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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