So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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