Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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