Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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