Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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