I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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