I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i think i scared a bird with my dick
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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